Mog Tablet is a tale of countless generations past joy, of sadness

Sit back, friend, and let me tell you the Airrivals Gold tale, kupo. Mog Tablet is a tale of countless generations past joy, of sadness, and one magnificent moogle monarch's unrealized dream.

Our story begins in the ancient kingdom of Kupalika, a peaceful and prosperous nation where ten thousand score of moogles and some twice as many sheep lived together in moogle magic-enhanced harmony.

This magnificent moogle monarchy reached the peak of its prosperity during the reign of its seventh ruler, King Kupofried the Great, a peerless paragon of a potentate whose wisdom, benevolence, and mastery of magic have yet to see their equal.

Verily, it was the selfsame King Kupofried who developed the teleportation techniques of which you adventurers are so fond, kupo. And so the golden age of our ancestors' kingdom endured... Yet time and tide wait for no moogle to even the mighty King Kupofried.

Having grown old and gray, and knowing his time was near, the sagacious sovereign set about his life's work eleven poems of happiness and joy, engraved on tablets of stone, that could be entrusted to future generations to ensure everlasting peace and prosperity for his children, his grandchildren, and all of mooglekind. 

Sadly, it would soon become evident that the kindly king's tranquil temperament was not shared by his progeny, kupo.